a new reason to hate cats

i knew that people who kept cats were strange.
at least now i won’t have to get an ulcer wondering why…

no good invention goes unpunished

while recovering from my recent knee surgery, i’ve been on crutches with no respite in sight. needless to say, i’ve become frustrated while asking other people to carry my coffee, tote my barges and lifting my bales. so i came up with this idea:

there’s nothing you can’t do with some copper tubing and wire cutters.

i thought this would be a million $$$ idea, and was getting ready to call starbucks … until this.

12 yrs too late. damn you google.